Hash Trash

Irreverent ramblings regarding some of our previous runs. Many more from the archive have yet to be uploaded.

  • Run 1416 North Star Steventon

    Hare: Lemony Snicket

    Hounds: Behind the Bins, Limerick, Liz, Henry V, Accrual Joke, Rubber Sole, Professional Peach, Patsy (and Bertie), Edina, Zorro, Lemony Snicket and Wimpey, Pays by … more

  • Run 1413 - King William IV Hailey

    Hares:  Big Stiffy and Hotlips

    Hounds: Behind the Bins, Limerick, Liz, No Ball, Global Warming, Henry V, Accrual Joke, Rubber Sole, Martin, Professional Peach, Scrumptious (and Chewi) Patsy ( … more

  • Run 1412 - Aberystwyth - Goodbye to Golden Shower

    Date: Friday, 17th May 2019

    Venue: Aberystwyth Cremarorium (that's Wales, to the uninitiated)Present:Lemony Snickett/Wimpey,Pressganger,Eric/Weirdo,Big Stiffy/Hot Lips,Twitcher/Other half (Wendy), … more

  • Run 1411 - Hart of Harwell

    The sun shone for us all this evening over the chilterns and afforded us the warmth to stop for a hash view or two.  We had a couple of rogue hashers ignoring the numbers and avoiding a run-back, … more

  • Run 1405 - The Royal Oak, Wantage - AGM

    Hares:  Big Stiffy and Hotlips

    Hounds:  Lemony Snicket, Wimpey, Annus Interruptus, Gnome Alone, Cheap Date, Rubber Sole, Rubber Sole’s Buddy, Henry V, Accrual Joke, B’Cider, … more

  • Run 1355 - Royal Oak, Wantage

    We missed the briefing, arriving just in time to see the pack run out of the carpark and Dipstick changing out of his suit.  It was a prompt start, unlike Didcot, but essential as it was the … more

  • Run 1336 - The Bat and Ball Cuddesdon

    Mud, mud, glorious mud …. Well, by the time we had finished the run we were not so sure it was glorious.  It had rained heavily all night.  The flour was a little hard to see on … more

  • Run 1335 - The Cherry Tree Stoke Row

    Oh what a beautiful morning… It certainly was.  Wall to wall sunshine.  A bit chilly, so the gloves were on.  It was great to see Twitcher back in the circle after a very long … more

  • Run 1334 - The Lamb Buckland

    Another glorious, frosty morning.   I’m afraid I couldn’t download the map the hares kindly sent me and Zorro’s download of the route on Facebook doesn’t help me … more

  • Run 1333 - The Lamb Little Milton

    It is Remembrance Sunday so the hashers met 10 minutes early in a very chilly pub car park to remember all those who have died while serving their country by observing the 2 minutes’ silence.& … more

  • Run 1332 - The Fox Boars Hill

    There was great concern expressed when Gnome explained that when he worried about where to lay flour at one part of the hash Cheap Date had suggested putting in on a horse! 

    Oh well, we set … more

  • Run 1325 - The Fox Steventon

    It’s Tuesday evening, it’s raining… it must be time for a hash.  And who better to lay it than Russ and Melanie – sorry, Uranus and Comet.

    It was chilly as we gathered … more

  • Run 1323 - The Car Park Ewelme

    “Friends who set forth at our side, falter, are lost in the storm” (Matthew Arnold)

    Well it wasn’t that dramatic really!  It was a grey evening as we met in the car park.  … more

  • Run 1321 - The Ibex Chaddleworth

    Churchill’s remark “All great men make mistakes” could be applied to our own dear Gnome Alone tonight.  He neglected to let the hares in on the secret that he had a cake and … more

  • Run 1319 - The Plough West Hanney

    The hounds were all gathered in the pub car park at 7pm.  Well, most of the hounds.  Hotlips had told Stiffy that the trail was from The Plough in East Hendred.  There was no-one else … more

  • Run 1318 - The Bell Aldworth

    The trouble with being a walkie talkie is that you don’t see what happens anywhere else on the hash and when you ask others for their tales or misdemeanours they go all shy!

    Lovely pub but I … more

  • Run 1317 - The Greyhound Besselsleigh

    “I’m walking tonight” were Lemony’s famous last words as they pulled into the pub car park at 7.02pm to see the hares disappearing down the lane beside the pub.  Wimpey … more

  • Run 1315 - The Fleur de Lys West Hagbourne

    Will we get round the run before the rain sets in?  Watch this space!  We had a virgin.  Klaus had heard about the Hash when we marshalled Didcot Park Run - over a year ago - and had … more

  • Run 1312 - The Rose Revised Newbridge

    “Prepare ye the way of the hasher, make his paths straight”  Well the Bible quote goes something like that and Zorro took the message to hear this week.  The trail started off … more

  • Run 1311 - Wittenham clumps

    This has to be the best hash of the year!!  A short trail was promised as the follow-on was at Pressganger’s for a BBQ.  Even though it was nearly the longest day it does still get … more